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pr1nceshawn:

Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.

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titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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witch-hag:

When men insert themselves into a conversation between and about women, and you’re like:

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elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

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kiltypleasures:

Friends for breakfast

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naughtyrobin:

I want to be bruised just from you thrusting so hard inside me.

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+10,000 Corgdad Points

gatsbyadventures:

(FYI: Gross story coming up. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.)

I want to award Corgdad +10,000 Cool Corgdad Points for what he did this morning.

So, I don’t know what it is, but I’m super attuned to the sound of a dog vomiting. Like, I could be in a deep sleep and I will wake with a jolt. So this…

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sebthemagicdragon:

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echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

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drakefanclub:

????

omg.. tbt

wot u say abt my hair??

joshrah:

jseper2:

drakefanclub:

????

omg.. tbt

wot u say abt my hair??

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gatsbyadventures:

Gatsby: “I did not sign up for this.”

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

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